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Funny Quotes

Match each hilarious quote to the book it's from.

1. The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
2. It was the day my grandmother exploded.
3. Then, instead of expensive mouthwash, he had breathed on Hogg, bafflingly (for no banquet would serve, because of the known redolence of onions, onions) onions. 'Onions,' said Hogg.
4. Jack, you have debauched my sloth!
5. Getting an education was a bit like a communicable sexual disease. It made you unsuitable for a lot of jobs, and then you had the urge to pass it on.
6. We can't stop here. This is bat country.
7. His whole attitude recalled irresistibly to the mind that of some assiduous hound who will persist in laying a dead rat on the drawing-room carpet, though repeatedly apprised by word and gesture that the market for same is sluggish or even non-existent.
8. All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.
9. To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness.
10. I like persons better than principles, and I like persons with no principles better than anything else in the world.

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